| just got back from seeing the longest yard, it was awesome, you must go see it everybody!
top ten best pickup lines:
10-is your dad an astronaut, becuase someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
9-was your father an alien, because there is nothing like you on earth
8-can i take your picture, i want santa to know what i want for christmas
7-was your dad a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns
6-if i had a nickel for every time i saw a beautiful girl like you, i'd have 5 cents
5-if i ran a McDonalds, i'd name a sandwich after you called the McGorgeous
4-you must be jamaican because you jamaican me crazy
3-baby your soo sweet you put hershey's out of business, speaking of hersheys, how bout a kiss
2-i bet you can't wait till tomorrow because you get prettier every day
and last bringing up #1 is...
1-hey c-mon now, i'm ugly, your ugly, it's perfect
thought everyone would like those, just to tell you,
chelsey is one crazy chic, do not let her eat taco and sit on a golf
bus ride at the same time, she is deadly. sorry chel, just had to
say that. GET IT?!?! ADIOS!
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| goin to see longest yard baby, haha then were gonna go swimming at your house |
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